iHaveABrainParasite.com

For Men

Congratulations! You now have an excuse for being such a douchebag!

From now one, you can blame your brain parasite for any and all of the idiotic behaviors below!AggresivenessBeing anti-socialFightingExcessive fartingLingering near cat urineMotorcycle accidentsGeneral douchinessPetty theftReckless drivingBeing a lazy bastardCalling yourself "The Situation"And more!

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