For Men

Congratulations! You now have an excuse for being such a douchebag!

From now one, you can blame your brain parasite for any and all of the idiotic behaviors below!

  • Aggresiveness
  • Being anti-social
  • Fighting
  • Excessive farting
  • Lingering near cat urine
  • Motorcycle accidents
  • General douchiness
  • Petty theft
  • Reckless driving
  • Being a lazy bastard
  • Calling yourself "The Situation"
  • And more!
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